It's one of the laws of physics. If someone claims they're not grumpy, they almost always are. This card is ideal for the grumpy-knickers in your life, the sullen one you adore, the miserable bugger who holds your heart in their hands. It may cheer them up, it may not. But seriously... how gorgeous is the drawing of the gorilla? It's beautifully detailed, classy as a classy thing. The card is blank inside for your creative pleasure, and it comes with its own recycled envelope. This card is way too cool for school. Buy it now!